I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Owesifazane waseRussia ucabanga ukuthi isoka lakhe yindwangu yocansi angazesula ngayo ngemva kocansi. Ufika phezulu ngokumkhombisa ukuthi izithandwa zakhe zimbhebha kanjani. Ngaso sonke isikhathi uyakwazi nje ukucabanga ukuthi itshwele lakhe elibelebele lidonswa kanjani izikhohlakali ezahlukene. Itshwele liyalivumela ukuthi libambe amabele alo, futhi abesilisa abashisayo kuphela abangawasebenzisa. Intombazane enhle kangaka!
Nami ngifuna ukwenza ucansi.